Holy fucking shit. I am officially, 100% verified, queer-bait. Just as I'd suspected after my first crush stepped out of the closet proudly and my Junior prom date set off the respective gaydars of each member of our dinner group.
Mark this date in history.
A lot has happened, I have neglected and all but abandoned this blog. But I am crawling out of retirement, popping a few xanax, and resuming telling the sordid stories of my sex like.
I'm fairly certain that the Universe is pissed at me for spending the bulk of my time complaining and/or making fun of my many less than satisfying sexual encounters, and then abandoning the blog as soon as I finally had good sex, complete with an orgasm.
Either that or I am the butt (pun intended) of an incredibly cruel joke thats punchline involves the butts of two other individuals.
I'm sure that at least those of you who read the title know where I am going with this.
I slept with a man, wrote about it, and knew he was sticking hard to a nauseating number of nasty nymphos.
I did not, however, expect to find out tonight that he was, and still does, Brokeback-style bang other dudes!!!!
I am literally in shock. After a huge freak out, I decided to get back on the horse and blog about it, because any of you who have followed all (or even just a bit of) the blog will be shocked, too.
Because I am incredibly non-observant, and my facebook stalking addiction has faded, everyone else has known this for quiiite a while. Note to self: Facebook more, and seriously consider whether or not people are just trying to be funny when all evidence points to homo(bi?) sexual behaviors.
Anyways, I'm going to let you guys ponder who it is a bit to make myself feel better. After I've stopped altering between denial and grief and moved on to acceptance, I'll write again and spill all.
It's like that game, guess who, but without the crazy lookin red haired lady or man going bald.... and if "is he... anally penetrating men?" was an appropriate question to ask your opponent.
We have yet to really receive comments, but I know for a fact there are still some faithful followers out there. And if there's any time to finally comment on something, it is now. So, here is my question:
Who do you think, of all of the ROL girls' victims, is actually gay???
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